My neighbor was walking across the street while carrying the game Scrabble then suddenly dropped it, leaving the game board and pieces on the ground.

I said: “Hey Jeff! What’s the word on the street?”

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I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

My next poop could spell disaster!

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Playing Scrabble earlier I managed to put down "anal" on a triple word score ...

It's still not many points, but it's more about the satisfaction of having anal on the dining room table

I got hungry while playing scrabble, so I ate all of the pieces

Tomorrows bowel movement could spell trouble

Last week my dog ate the bag of scrabble tiles.

Ever since then he has been leaving little messages around the house.

I ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I went to the doctor and he said:

"Your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster."

I saw someone spill their Scrabble letters all over the road the other day

I asked him, “Hey man, what’s the word on the street?”

Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked.

He replies "I've got U babe"

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again

I just ate a scrabble set

Now I'm having consonant vowel movements

Apparently, stating letters and their Scrabble values is a good idea...

...I for one agree.

Scrabble

Wife: OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles!
Husband: Which ones?
Wife: BLTOUR & E
Husband: Well, th...

I forgot to renew the fee for my Scrabble membership

Now they’re sending me threatening letters!

I forgot to keep my subscription to Scrabble Club up to date.

Now they've started sending me threatening letters.

A Scrabble game got dumped all over the interstate highway.

That's the word on the street at least.

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I was given LSD and MDMA tonight

What a shit start to a game of Scrabble!!

My mom thought she could beat me at Scrabble

But I wooden letter

Playing Scrabble is like talking to women...

You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.

When I was little, my Dad built me a giant Scrabble board which was big enough to run around on.

One day I propped up the board on boxes and saw horses.

Then I organised a little show for the neighbourhood kids and their parents, which I presented from my big Scrabble board.

It was a play on words.

Why did the directors of the performance ask for a stage made out of Scrabble tiles?

So they could have a play on words.

I found myself stuck with the letters ‘D’ and ‘O’ at the end of a game of scrabble.

I had to try and make do

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Who would win at scrabble between a Squirrel and a Raccoon?

The Squirrel, it has a Q in it!

Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?

Vowel-halla

We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set.

So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.

The Scrabble museum was robbed last night.

the curators are at a loss for words.

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My friends say I get sadistic when I’m losing at Scrabble

But I made them eat their words

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I got drunk yesterday and ate some scrabble tiles....

Seemed fun at the time, but now that I'm sober, I fear my next poop could spell disaster.

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I got drunk and to impress a girl, I swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

**EDIT: WOW, thanks for all the love on this post. It’s my first post in JOKES where I didn’t get ripped a new butthole for allegedly stealing/reposting. Thanks Reddit!**

I always get the worst letters when I'm playing Scrabble...

Like the one telling me my grandmother died...

I can't believe I just lost in Scrabble..

There's no F in WAY

Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?

He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.

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I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word "Clitoris".

I was amazed at how fast he found it.

Scrabble, monopoly and cluedo were sitting around the bedroom feeling sorry for themselves

They hadn’t been played with in a long time and were feeling particularly frustrated and listless. They wanted something to do but just didn’t know what to do and so sat there with a mood on, not feeling happy at all.

Human 1 and human 2 came into the room and human 1 picked up monopoly and ...

What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble

It's all fun and games until someone loses an I

I was playing scrabble and my dad played the word 'stneve'

Needless to say, it was an unexpected turn of events.

Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words.

The object is to see who can out trump who.

Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand...

E-I-E-I-O.

I was playing Scrabble with my girlfriend when I put down AWORD. She protested, "That's not a word!"

I said, "It quite clearly is."

I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.

I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What does Scrabble and a circle jerk have in common?

It's a great way for a family to come together.

Never make puns during a Scrabble match.

Your opponent may not like your wordplay.

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So me and this girl have been getting together pretty regularly to play Scrabble on the weekends...

...the other day we decided to meet at a bar after work and I made a joke about how it's too bad we can't play Scrabble in the bar, hoping she'd say, "We can still play Scrabble on our cellphones!" because everybody knows about those Scrabble apps, right? (Man, I could really go for a good game of S...

My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding.

She was absolutely furious and said she’s never going to play scrabble with me ever again

Edit:
I’m aware it dosnt’ look right the way I wrote it ,but you get the gist

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How do you get jizz off a Scrabble board?

Don't bother, that's 29 points right there.

I nearly dropped my game of scrabble

It could've spelled disaster if I actually did

My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway?

It's a play on words.

I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on.

I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.

“Wait a minute! You have been cheating on me all this time!”, my wife yelled at me as she found all the letters I had been hiding.

I felt cornered and prepared myself to face her fury, as she got red with anger and started walking towards me. She looked straight into my eyes and gave me a killer look I could never forget.



And kids, that’s the last time I played scrabble with her!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot are working on the building site for the 2012 Olympic Games. They’ve been told that, as a perk, they’ll be given tickets, but come the day, they’re told that there are no free places left, and only athletes will be let into the ground.

Thinking quickly, the Englishman casts about amongst the debris of the build (what workman has ever ‘made good’, cleaning up after himself?)
Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he announces ‘Johnny Smith, England, pole vault,’ He is admitted.
The Scot follows his lead, scrabbles about and finds ...

The Welsh language...

...was invented by someone losing at Scrabble.

2 spies were captured by the goverment

They both sat in the interrogation room.

The first spy whispered to the second spy "Whatever you do.... Dont say a word..."

An officer came into the room and asked "what is your name?"

The second spy just looked down for a few seconds and said "jabbaracko"

The first sp...

Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

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I cheated on my girlfriend

We were playing Scrabble. I was supposed to take 4 letters and I actually took 5 and I won because of it.

Then I went upstairs and I fucked her sister.

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Soon after my girlfriend got pregnant, I got scared. She then got angry and shouted! Then I got high and vanished.

Then we both got bored of Scrabble and had sex.

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When is the best time to have diarrhea?

When playing scrabble, because it’s worth a SHIT ton of points.

How Canada Was Named

So the dignitaries of the associated Provinces of what we now call "Canada" got together over a game of Scrabble to determine the name of the country. They decided they would pick the name based on the first three letters they grabbed. First one: "C, eh?" Second one, "n, eh?" Third one, "d, eh?"

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