How did everyone know about the sweepstakes held by the morgue?

It was a dead giveaway.

Job application...

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment.
Not sure if they hired him....


NAME - Greg Bulmash


DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be a...

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Baskin Robbins spelling bee

A man walks to a Baskin Robbins and asks for a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The lady working there responds "I'm sorry sit but we are out of chocolate". But the man persists. "May I please have one scoop of chocolate". He repeats " I'll even pay extra". Though the man begs and begs, the lady workin...

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