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Sweepstakes Jokes

An American man wins a $1 billion sweepstakes

He goes to collect the prize and there's a whole tv crew waiting to interview him for the local news. The reporter says "this is the largest prize won in history! Any idea what you'll do with the money?" The man thinks for a second and says "Well, I'll probably see a doctor to get this sore throat l...

How did everyone know about the sweepstakes held by the morgue?

It was a dead giveaway.

Job application...

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment.
Not sure if they hired him....

NAME - Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here i...

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Baskin Robbins spelling bee

A man walks to a Baskin Robbins and asks for a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The lady working there responds "I'm sorry sit but we are out of chocolate". But the man persists. "May I please have one scoop of chocolate". He repeats " I'll even pay extra". Though the man begs and begs, the lady workin...

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