The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels.

At least he passed with flying colors.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

New inmates are lined up to go into prison

Guard in front yells "Everyone have your personal effects out for inspection! You ate allowed ONLY ONE item!"

Towards the back of the line a new inmate asks the guy in front of him, "Hey buddy....what you bringing in?"

The reply was "pastels and chalk. Gonna teach myself how to draw. ...

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