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I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time.

I think his name was Dick Tracey

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I searched the internet for a Rorschach test

but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my room mates having sex

There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.

Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.

Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.

Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...

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