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A gorilla walks into a bar in Manhattan

The bartender gives the gorilla a craft beer menu (without the fucking QR codes). The gorilla points at a particular summer ale, with hints of lemon. The bartender nods, and tells him what a great choice that is.

A few minutes later, the bartender serves the gorilla this tasty craft brew, an...

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What caused Tipper Gore to have a sudden sexual awakening?

Improvements were made in the Al Gore Rhythm.

Did you hear about the cow tipper that got attacked by a bull?

He got a taste of his own meadow sin.

What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon?

M'chop
M'choke
M'champ

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What's the difference between a cheap guy at a restaurant and a worker packaging silicone breast implants?

One's a shitty tipper....

A seven foot tall woman who looks exactly like Al Goreโ€™s wife walks into a bar

Bartender says, โ€œIโ€™ll bet sheโ€™s a big Tipper.โ€

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