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Ditched Jokes

What did Batman’s friends say when he ditched them

Christian Bailed

Did you hear about the butcher's assistant who ditched work to try out for the football team?

He didn't make the cut.

To celebrate their 10th anniversary, Fruit Ninja decides to host a live event.

They decide to commission for an arcade style game/exhibition to be made where the visitors can pick up physical weapons at each of the fruit stations and hit the designated fruit with them. After they hit the fruit the computer would display their score and play a congratulatory tune if they got ab...

During a police chase a man left a car in an embankment at the side of the road

The police say he ditched it.

At school there's this kid named Euell. He's kinda slow and gets picked on a lot.

Apparently this group of kids have really taken advantage of Euell this week.

They pretend to be his friend so they can push infront of him in the lunch line. He went out with them last night so they could use his car, but they ditched him when they arrived. They even stooped low enough to m...

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