Ha Ha Jokes - 27 Hilarious Ha Ha Jokes

I bought a cake that had "ha ha" written on it

It tasted funny

What goes “ha ha ha ha ha ha..kerplop”

Somebody laughing their head off

What do evil cows say?

Moo ha ha.

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So the Belgians are pissed...

The king of Belgium is fed up that the Dutch make jokes about how dumb Belgians are. He goes to King Willem, of the Netherlands, and demands that the Dutch should do something stupid, so that the Belgians can laugh at the Dutch. Willem wants to maintain good relations so he says; "meh, we will build...

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it.

The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”

Son: “Yeah.”

Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”

Detector: “Beep.”

Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I ...

Ha ha ha...

What do you get when you cook your funny bone?

Laughing stock.

Ha Ha Ha...i just in inhaled a Helium balloon..

He He He

Something went wrong .. ha ha

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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A bear and a rabbit are arguing in the forest...

The genie is quite sick of hearing them so he decides to do something about it.

"Gentlemen!" He exclaims, popping up between them in a puff of sparkly blue smoke, "You are clearly not happy. So, to mitigate this, I shall grant each of you three wishes!"

"OH! OH! I shall go first!" The ...

A man gets up early Sunday morning

He goes downstairs, puts on his bike gear, takes his bike in the garage but when he opens the door he notices it is pouring. Bummed out, he puts his bike back, undresses, goes back upstairs and crawls back under the sheets, spoons his wife and whispers: "Awful weather outside" And his wife goes: "Ha...

Click here for a good old fashioned vampire joke.

Ha ha ha. You sucker.

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Years of bad luck

A cocktail glass states, "If you break me, you'll receive 1 year of bad luck".

A mirror replied, "Yeah, well if you break me, you'll receive 7 years of bad luck".

Condom "HA HA HA HA"

A joke as told to me verbatim by my 4yo son: What's a Skeleton's favorite instrument to play?

A TromBONE!
Haha, Get it, Daddy? Because skeletons are made out of *BONES!* HA HA HA!

Me: DOOT DOOT!!

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A man records his wedding night…

A man decides to audio record his wedding night and one year later on their anniversary, play it back to re-live the wonderful sounds his wife was making that night. So he played it back and she was saying “ah ah…that’s happiness”. He was moved to tears.

He decided to share this special mome...

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The best knock knock joke EVER

Knock knock.

Who‘s there?

Poop. .

Poop who?

Ha ha ! you said poo poo!

My daughter made that up.
I am so proud!

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I bet you haven't heard this one...

There was a group of elderly gentlemen who gathered every week to a sauna and tell jokes and have a few good laughs. Over the years they started to give numbers to the oldest jokes so they did not need to bother and tell the whole joke. As time passed a couple of their sons joined the joke-club and ...

Me: Hey did you hear about Maya Hee?

My fiance: Maya Who

Me: Maya Ha Ha

A Man Walks Into a Bar with His Little Dog...

He puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, "25 bucks says this dog can talk!"

Bartender says, "I'll take that bet. Make it quick."

Man looks at the dog and points upward. "What's the name of this thing over our head keeps the rain out?"

Dog barks, ...

A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me

"Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!"

How does Mrs. Claus describe her husband’s annoying laugh?

Ha ha ha

Manners

A man returns home from work late at night. Suddenly when he gets to a very dark street, a vampiress pops up.

"Mwaa ha ha! mere mortal... surrender your blood! and pull down your pants right now!"

The man, both terrified and confused, replies:

"Wha--I thought you guys a-aimed fo...

What does a football player say when they beat someone in football?

"Ha ha ha, soccer"

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck! Ha ha!

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Opposite word for 'laugh' is ''.

Laugh is 'ha ha ha'.

is 'ah ah ah'.

Where does a comedian study?

Ha ha ha ha haha ha-Harvard

What happens when you cross a hyiena with a guitar?

You get a Yamaha ha ha ha ha

THE SIN OF LYING

A minister told his congregation, “Next week, I plan to
preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my
sermon, I want you to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know
how many had...

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