One day, Bob decided to go to the zoo. When he got to the ape cage, he found himself looking at a big male ape, who was staring right back at him. When he scratched his head, so did the ape.
Noticing this, Bob decided to have some fun. So he started to scratch under his arms and jump aro...
Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?
He didn't get a good knight's leap.
A king held a contest for all the men in the kingdom and the winner would get his beautiful daughter as his bride.
However, he didn't say what type of contest it was but his daughter's beauty drew many brave contestants.
Once gathered in his castle, he revealed a large moat filled with an assortment of beasts.
"The first man to cross the moat will inherit all my riches as well as my daughter. Who a...
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Once there was a Scottish man named MacGregor. One day, MacGregor was talking to a young boy about legacies. This is what MacGregor said:
Now young man, make sure you leave a good legacy and don't make mistakes like I did.
You see that moat over there? I built that moat with my own two hands, but do they call me MacGregor the moat builder? No, they don't.
You see that bridge over the moat? I built that bridge with my ow...
The curse of the coffin
Three men, Gary, Dan, and Job, grew up together as best friends. They dreamed of one day becoming rich and would do anything to attain wealth. One day, as they were sitting in the local bar, they overheard another group of men discussing the long lost buried treasure of Captain Sleazybeard. The thre...
An illiterate Father went camping with his highly educated Son...
As they walk through the wildness the son boasts about how being educated makes him appreciate nature, evolution, etc. To which the father just shrugs and continues along.
When they reach their camping site, they set-up their tent and fell asleep.
Unable to sleep properly, the father w...
The Bats' Competition
Three Bats were talking about who was the best at sucking blood. The first bat though he was the best, while the other two though they were the best, so they decided to have a competition to see who really was the best.
The bats had 30 minutes each to see who could get the most blood.