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My mom asked me how to make dill bread

For some reason she wasn't happy when I told her to use a dill dough...

How do you make dill bread?

With dill dough.

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Dill Bread Recipe

This old recipe was handed down to us from Aunt Gladys. The secret is her great dill dough. All the ladies in the Church Choir always rave about Aunt Gladys great dill dough.

Ingredients
1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast ...

What’s another name for pickled bread?

Dill dough

Sourdough

My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough....

I made some dill flavoured bread yesterday

I used the juice from a jar of dill pickles. The issue is I made far too much mix. I tried to give it to my friends and family but none of them wanted any of my left over used dill dough!

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I’ve been thinking of getting a pickle bread enema, but I’m having second thoughts.

I’m not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my ass.

Why can't I take pickle-flavored breads to the church picnic?

Because it's made from dill doughs!

Mother Superior was curious as why all the nuns were suddenly eager to visit the village bakery.

So she decided to journey from the convent and into town to find out for herself.

When she entered the bakery, the baker greeted her with a big smile.

“Greetings Sister! What can I get for you today?”

“What do you suggest?” She asked.

“Well, this new recipe of mine has ...

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread

"You really gotta knead that dill dough"

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

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