Borscht Jokes - 7 Hilarious Borscht Jokes

What do you call a serving of Borscht?

Aborschtion.

Me: Waiter, My soup is cold

Waiter: It's Borscht

Me: Borscht, My soup is cold

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An American spy goes to russia...

In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in...

George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment. He had mastered the Russian language in its native accent. He learned all of Russia's customs and social graces. He memorized Moscow streetmaps and knew every back-alley there was. He swo...

I've never understood why there's Burger King but no Borscht Czar

After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.

In the old USSR there were two men standing in line

In the old USSR there were two men standing in line for meat.

After one hour of waiting for meat they decided to go get bread instead.

After two hours of waiting in line for bread they decided to go get potatoes instead.

After three hours of standing in line for potatoes the...

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A Ukrainian, American, and Polish guy work on a high rise construction site...

Every day they take lunch on top of the building. Ukrainian guy opens his lunchbox and exclaims: "Fucking borscht again? I swear, if I get another borscht for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!"

 

American find a PB&J sandwich in his lunchbox and also exclaims: "I...

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My favorite Jewish joke

An old Jewish man walks into a restaurant with a craving for borscht.

He sits down at his table, motions the waiter and orders a big bowl of borscht. Not long after that, a steaming bowl is placed in front him. But as the waiter is walking away, the old jew quickly calls him back to his tabl...

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