Why are Karens bad at photoshop?

Because they don't know how to use a mask.

I called my cat Photoshop...



...but she reacts only to abbreviation.

15 year old sis of mine tried to show off her photoshop skills

I said it's just a minor editing

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a pornstar?

A failing grade in your photoshop class.

My daughter wanted to photoshop over my face, but I wouldn’t let her...

I’d feel too E-mask-ulated.

If I photoshopped a medical license

Would that be a doctored image?

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My girlfriend told me that i had the biggest penis she'd ever seen.

I finally put my photoshoping skills to work

How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop?

You serve it WINE.

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who was made homeless by a bug in Photoshop?

He has no fixed Adobe

What's the difference between winter and Photoshop?

There is none. They're both frustrating and are more tolerable when you use a lot of layers.

I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week.

Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25.

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Government

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,...

My sister said she wanted to be a model

I told her that it would take 20 minutes in photoshop minimum

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What do you call a photoshopped image of the President naked?

FAKE NUDES!

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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...

My friend asked me if I were an "arr" pirate or a "yo ho ho" one

I told him I'm an "I'm not paying 600$ for Photoshop" type of pirate

Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into?

Photoshop

Teach a Redditor to Fish

Teach a Redditor to fish, and he’ll catch it, photoshop the mouth, and post it in DontPutYourDickInIt

You were so beautiful,

until your 30 day trial of photoshop ended.

Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib...

... but we fixed it with Photoshop."

A long time ago, a spanish civilization was extremely advanced in technology.

In fact, their technology was so advanced in their current time period that they were thought to be using magic. While others built their shelters out of sticks, they built their shelters out of adobe bricks. While others cooked with fire pits, they cooked with electric stoves. While others fought w...

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