Binary is as easy as

00110001 00100000 00110010 00100000 00110011

I just found out that I failed my Binary 101 exam.

I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.

Why did the non-binary prospector move to California in 1849?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.

I would tell a binary joke but...

01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 10000000011001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 011101...

I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills

You could say I improved bit by bit

If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary,

... and the rest have girlfriends.

How do you scare a non-binary person?

01100010 01101111 01101111

I collect binary variables

Someday I'll be a booleanaire

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Why do people identify as non-binary?

Otherwise it's just fucking 1's and 0's.

How do you call non-binary cowboys?

They use them/there pronouns.

Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?

It was two sunny.

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

I once read a book called binary 101

It was 5

I stole this from my IT classroom

I'm thinking of taking a course on decoding binary.

It's going from 10 to 2.

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

* Never make resolutions
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often

Corona cases in North Korea are represented in binary.

Number of cases is either 1 or 0

Binary 1100101

The 1-01-11 's of computer science

Counting binary numbers

is as easy as 01 10 11

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

A binary joke

is worth a 1000 words.

*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*


1 person in every 10 doesn't understand the binary number system.

The other guy is fine with it.

I decided to come out as non-binary

And changed my name to '2'

A binary mathematician walks in to a bar

A binary mathematician walks into a bar and asks for 10 drinks. The bartender says okay and gives him two beers.

I told my friend 10 jokes about binary

He didn't get either of them!

What's the best way to say hello to a non-binary person?

48 65 6c 6c 6f

Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day

And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...

What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?

A fit bit

I hate binary...

every single bit of it.

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The unimpressed date

Went on a date and we got to talking about ourselves. They were unimpressed by my 10 inch penis, my 100 door car and my 1000 dollar an hour job. Sheesh, what is it with non-binary people?

It's all binary

Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."

There are 11 types of people

01- Those who understand binary

10- Those who don't

11- those who write bad jokes on binary

*I'll see myself out*

There are 10 types of people

Those who didn’t look at it, those who thought it was a binary joke, those who didn’t get it but upvoted anyway, those who didn’t get it and downvoted, those who didn’t get it and commented to say it, those who reposted mindlessly, those who reposted with credit, those who fit into more than one of ...

How do you make a computer say ‘5’?

You’ll figure it out. It’s Programming Binary 101.

I've been married to my binary-loving wife for 11 years.

Next year, we will have been married for 100 years.

I'm not just non-binary

I'm non-alphabetical, I identify as the number 7.

I wanted to tell a joke about binary numbers

But I couldn't zero in on one.

What do you call a non-binary person at a beauty pageant?

Miss Ellaneous

There are 10 kinda of people in the world: Those who know binary, those who don’t, and

Those that didn't expect the joke to be in base 3.

A cowboy walks into a bar and accidentally bumps shoulders with someone while walking up to the bartender

The cowboy says politely, “Scuse me, sir.”
The person looks over at the cowboy uncomfortably and responds, “Uh, actually I’m non-binary.” The cowboy tips his hat respectfully and says, “Oh, pardon me M’theydy.”

There are 10 types of people

Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

The other 8 are able to appreciate that binary is a numeric system that most people don’t properly understand and therefore the assumption in this joke is that there will be ten types of people, not two.

There are 10 types of people

1. Who understand binary.
2. Who don't understand binary.
3. Who couldn't guess that the joke wasn't in base 2.
4. Who now thinks that the joke is in base 3.
5. Who now realized that this joke can go on forever.

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I have $100,000,000 in the bank and an 11 inch penis.

In binary.

How does a robot identify?

It doesnt its non-binary...well technically it is but...nevermind

My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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