Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849?
Because there was gold up in them/their hills.
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I think my son might be non-binary
He won’t give me a yes or no answer.
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What does a non-binary person do on the toilet?
They/She/It
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How do non-binary samurai kill people?
They/them.
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What did the person who was about to come out as non-binary say?
“I’m almost they’re”
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How does a non binary samurai kill their enemy?
They/them
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I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills
You could say I improved bit by bit
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All people are binary
Some are just not aligned with their bits
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there are ten kinds of people
Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.
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How do you measure a non-binary person’s temperature?
With a themometer!
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What does a non binary person eat ?
Ze/zir salad
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Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today
Congratulations Themi Lovato!
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Binary thinking isn't always helpful.
But sometimes it is!
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Does a non-binary mathematician
still use zeroes and ones?
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Gonna be getting on the trend of binary puns and going to be writing 10000000 binary puns.
Update: Sometimes I byte off more than I can chew.
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Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.
Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system. I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"
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There are only 10 types of people
- Those that understand binary - Those that don't understand binary
A binary mathematician walks into a bar and asks for 10 drinks. The bartender says okay and gives him two beers.
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I hate binary...
every single bit of it.
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In other news, the president's non-binary spouse has been assassinated
The suspect's family claims he was inspired by First-Person Shooters
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What are a non binary redneck’s preferred pronouns?
Y’all and all y’all
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What do you call a non binary fascist?
A Not-she.
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Why did the non binary prospecter move west in 1849?
Because there was gold in them/their hills.
I saw this online but had to share, don’t come at me if you’ve heard it before
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I found a website where non-binary people sell used items
It’s called eThey
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It's all binary
Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?" Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe." Wife: "You are so sweet." Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."
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Why do programmers use binary?
Because they like byte sized problems
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,
ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.
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*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*
m’theydy
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There are 11 types of errors when programming directly in binary...
Syntax errors,
Memory management errors,
Math errors, and
Off-by-one errors.
. .
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What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?
Dey or dem
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Corona cases in North Korea are represented in binary.
Number of cases is either 1 or 0
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If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.
I with support them
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I told my friend 10 jokes about binary
He didn't get either of them!
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What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?
A fit bit
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They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.
Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?
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I'm thinking of taking a course on decoding binary.
It's going from 10 to 2.
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If the combination of binary digits were called a bit
Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?
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I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary
I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...
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Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?
It was two sunny.
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I decided to come out as non-binary
And changed my name to '2'
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I've been married to my binary-loving wife for 11 years.
Next year, we will have been married for 100 years.
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What's the best way to say hello to a non-binary person?
48 65 6c 6c 6f
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There are 10 types of people in the world
The ones who understand binary and the ones who don't. And apparently eight more the guy wouldn't tell me about. Smug git
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Why couldn't the trans person learn coding?
They are non-binary!
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Not to brag, but I’m fluent in 10 languages.
English and Binary.
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I have 11 New Year Resolutions...
* Never make resolutions * Be accepting of paradoxes * Use the binary number system more often
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How did the analog computer come out to their parents?
"Mom, Dad, I'm non-binary."
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