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Binary Jokes

Binary is as easy as

00110001 00100000 00110010 00100000 00110011

I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably.

I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.

Did you hear the one about the non binary gold prospector

They dug a fortune out of them/their hills.

I would tell a binary joke but...

01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 10000000011001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 011101...

How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

How do you comfort a sad non binary person ?

They’re/Their

Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849?

Because there was gold up in them/their hills.

I think my son might be non-binary

He won’t give me a yes or no answer.

What does a non-binary person do on the toilet?

They/She/It

How do non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them.

What did the person who was about to come out as non-binary say?

“I’m almost they’re”

How does a non binary samurai kill their enemy?

They/them

I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills

You could say I improved bit by bit

All people are binary

Some are just not aligned with their bits

there are ten kinds of people

Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.

How do you measure a non-binary person’s temperature?

With a themometer!

What does a non binary person eat ?

Ze/zir salad

Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today

Congratulations Themi Lovato!

Binary thinking isn't always helpful.

But sometimes it is!

Does a non-binary mathematician

still use zeroes and ones?

Gonna be getting on the trend of binary puns and going to be writing 10000000 binary puns.

Update: Sometimes I byte off more than I can chew.

Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.

Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.
I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"

There are only 10 types of people

- Those that understand binary
- Those that don't understand binary

Problem within binary code?

01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101

I refuse to accept non-binary

Quantum computers are expressly forbidden in this house.

(Everyone I know cringed, so I figured yall may like it.)

What do binary and djent have in common?

01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 00101110

What does a binary person do on the toilet?

A number 1 or a number 10

Counting binary numbers

is as easy as 01 10 11

A binary joke

is worth a 1000 words.

I once read a book called binary 101

It was 5

I stole this from my IT classroom

How do you scare a non-binary person?

01100010 01101111 01101111

I collect binary variables

Someday I'll be a booleanaire

Binary 1100101

The 1-01-11 's of computer science

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why do people identify as non-binary?

Otherwise it's just fucking 1's and 0's.

A binary mathematician walks in to a bar

A binary mathematician walks into a bar and asks for 10 drinks. The bartender says okay and gives him two beers.

I hate binary...

every single bit of it.

In other news, the president's non-binary spouse has been assassinated

The suspect's family claims he was inspired by First-Person Shooters

What are a non binary redneck’s preferred pronouns?

Y’all and all y’all

What do you call a non binary fascist?

A Not-she.

Why did the non binary prospecter move west in 1849?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.






I saw this online but had to share, don’t come at me if you’ve heard it before

I found a website where non-binary people sell used items

It’s called eThey

It's all binary

Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."

Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*

m’theydy

There are 11 types of errors when programming directly in binary...

Syntax errors,

Memory management errors,

Math errors, and

Off-by-one errors.

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What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?

Dey or dem

Corona cases in North Korea are represented in binary.

Number of cases is either 1 or 0

If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

I told my friend 10 jokes about binary

He didn't get either of them!

What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?

A fit bit

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

I'm thinking of taking a course on decoding binary.

It's going from 10 to 2.

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...

Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?

It was two sunny.

I decided to come out as non-binary

And changed my name to '2'

I've been married to my binary-loving wife for 11 years.

Next year, we will have been married for 100 years.

What's the best way to say hello to a non-binary person?

48 65 6c 6c 6f

There are 10 types of people in the world

The ones who understand binary and the ones who don't. And apparently eight more the guy wouldn't tell me about. Smug git

Why couldn't the trans person learn coding?

They are non-binary!

Not to brag, but I’m fluent in 10 languages.

English and Binary.

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

* Never make resolutions
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often

How did the analog computer come out to their parents?

"Mom, Dad, I'm non-binary."

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