Binary is as easy as

00110001 00100000 00110010 00100000 00110011

I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills

You could say I improved bit by bit

What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?

Dey or dem

Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849?

Because there was gold up in them/their hills.

How does a non-binary samurai kill people?


What do you call a non binary fascist?

A Not-she.

What did the mathematician say that offended the non binary person

01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100

I signed up for Binary 101 this semester and I’m failing in all the exams.

Turns out it is a level 5 course.

Binary 5

It makes me laugh out loud

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Why do people identify as non-binary?

Otherwise it's just fucking 1's and 0's.

Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today

Congratulations Themi Lovato!

There are 10 types of people that understand binary

Those who don't and those who do

I identify as binary...

Please refer to me as 01001000 01100101

How do you scare a non-binary person?

01100010 01101111 01101111

If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

I collect binary variables

Someday I'll be a booleanaire

I'm coming out as binary.

My pronouns are 00110101 and 10100110.

There are 11 types of people

binary, non-binary and those who think it's a transphobic joke

I was real upset when I lost my nonbinary friend at the store

But I felt better when someone told me "They're there"

Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?

It was two sunny.

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

Corona cases in North Korea are represented in binary.

Number of cases is either 1 or 0

Counting binary numbers

is as easy as 01 10 11

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

I once read a book called binary 101

It was 5

I stole this from my IT classroom

*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*


I'm thinking of taking a course on decoding binary.

It's going from 10 to 2.

I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night...

They came from Trans-Sylvania.

1 person in every 10 doesn't understand the binary number system.

The other guy is fine with it.

A binary joke

is worth a 1000 words.

Dad joke

My son asked me what i would say if he came out as non-binary. I told him i'd say "i have no son"

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

* Never make resolutions
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often

I told my friend 10 jokes about binary

He didn't get either of them!

I hate binary...

every single bit of it.

What's the best way to say hello to a non-binary person?

48 65 6c 6c 6f

I decided to come out as non-binary

And changed my name to '2'

What do you call bread that doesn’t identify as male or female?


Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day

And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...

It's all binary

Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."

What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?

A fit bit

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

Do you know who's bad at coding?

Non-Binary people.

I've been married to my binary-loving wife for 11 years.

Next year, we will have been married for 100 years.

I'm not just non-binary

I'm non-alphabetical, I identify as the number 7.

What do you call a non-binary person at a beauty pageant?

Miss Ellaneous

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Do forgive me for sounding like a bigot but I truly believe in the binary. I believe there are only two kinds of people. They are:

Virgins and Fornicators.

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The unimpressed date

Went on a date and we got to talking about ourselves. They were unimpressed by my 10 inch penis, my 100 door car and my 1000 dollar an hour job. Sheesh, what is it with non-binary people?

There are 10 types of people

Those who didn’t look at it, those who thought it was a binary joke, those who didn’t get it but upvoted anyway, those who didn’t get it and downvoted, those who didn’t get it and commented to say it, those who reposted mindlessly, those who reposted with credit, those who fit into more than one of ...

How do you make a computer say ‘5’?

You’ll figure it out. It’s Programming Binary 101.

A cowboy walks into a bar and accidentally bumps shoulders with someone while walking up to the bartender

The cowboy says politely, “Scuse me, sir.”
The person looks over at the cowboy uncomfortably and responds, “Uh, actually I’m non-binary.” The cowboy tips his hat respectfully and says, “Oh, pardon me M’theydy.”

My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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