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I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills

You could say I improved bit by bit

I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably.

I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.

What does a non-binary person do on the toilet?

They/She/It

How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

How do you comfort a sad non binary person ?

They’re/Their

All people are binary

Some are just not aligned with their bits

Why did the non-binary prospector go to San Francisco in 1849?

'Cause there was gold in them/their hills!

What does a binary person do on the toilet?

A number 1 or a number 10

What do binary and djent have in common?

01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 00101110

I refuse to accept non-binary

Quantum computers are expressly forbidden in this house.

(Everyone I know cringed, so I figured yall may like it.)

How do non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them.

I found a website where non-binary people sell used items

It’s called eThey

Gonna be getting on the trend of binary puns and going to be writing 10000000 binary puns.

Update: Sometimes I byte off more than I can chew.

Why did the non binary prospecter move west in 1849?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.






I saw this online but had to share, don’t come at me if you’ve heard it before

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

What do you call a non binary fascist?

A Not-she.

There are 11 types of errors when programming directly in binary...

Syntax errors,

Memory management errors,

Math errors, and

Off-by-one errors.

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There are 10 types of people that understand binary

Those who don't and those who do

What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?

Dey or dem

How do you scare a non-binary person?

01100010 01101111 01101111

Binary 5

It makes me laugh out loud

I identify as binary...

Please refer to me as 01001000 01100101

If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

I collect binary variables

Someday I'll be a booleanaire

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Why do people identify as non-binary?

Otherwise it's just fucking 1's and 0's.

I once read a book called binary 101

It was 5

I stole this from my IT classroom

Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today

Congratulations Themi Lovato!

Did you hear about the Binary War?

It was a disaster. No One survived.

Why was the robot cancelled?

Because it didn't accept non-binary arguments

Counting binary numbers

is as easy as 01 10 11

A binary joke

is worth a 1000 words.

*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*

m’theydy

I'm coming out as binary.

My pronouns are 00110101 and 10100110.

My LGBTQ+ programmer friend told me they were having trouble with some data inputs the other day...

I think it's because they're non-binary

I'm thinking of taking a course on decoding binary.

It's going from 10 to 2.

Corona cases in North Korea are represented in binary.

Number of cases is either 1 or 0

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

A binary mathematician walks in to a bar

A binary mathematician walks into a bar and asks for 10 drinks. The bartender says okay and gives him two beers.

I hate binary...

every single bit of it.

Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?

It was two sunny.

Coding in binary takes a lot of effort.

You have to do it bit by bit.

Not to brag, but I’m fluent in 10 languages.

English and Binary.

I told my friend 10 jokes about binary

He didn't get either of them!

Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...

It's all binary

Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."

What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?

A fit bit

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

\* Never make resolutions

\* Be accepting of paradoxes

\* Use the binary number system more often

I decided to come out as non-binary

And changed my name to '2'

Indian restaurant I just ate at only had garlic or ginger naan.

I guess they were naan-binary.

Why couldn't Chinese hackers decrypt the trans man's signal?

It was non-binary

Two computers walk into a bar. The first computer says “1110001010011011.” The second computer replies “2”.

The first computer says, “Oh, so you’re non-binary?”

I've been married to my binary-loving wife for 11 years.

Next year, we will have been married for 100 years.

I was real upset when I lost my nonbinary friend at the store

But I felt better when someone told me "They're there"

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A interaction between me and my GF

GF: What are those lights lights called? not the LGBTQ lights but....

Me: You... mean RGB lights?

Gf: Yes!! yes, those ones.

Both: \*laughter\*

GF: Don't call them that hahahah

Me: Nonono they're LGBTQ lights from now on.

Me: Oh yeah my computer has LGBTQ li...

I think my computer has become woke

It’s just come out as non binary

What do you call a non-binary bathroom?

A guess-t bathroom.

My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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