Binary is as easy as

00110001 00100000 00110010 00100000 00110011

I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills

You could say I improved bit by bit

Why did the non-binary prospector travel West in 1849?

Because there's gold in them/their hills

How do non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them.

How do non-binary ninjas kill people?

They/them

Why did the non binary prospecter move west in 1849?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.






I saw this online but had to share, don’t come at me if you’ve heard it before

Gonna be getting on the trend of binary puns and going to be writing 10000000 binary puns.

Update: Sometimes I byte off more than I can chew.

There are 11 types of errors when programming directly in binary...

Syntax errors,

Memory management errors,

Math errors, and

Off-by-one errors.

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What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?

Dey or dem

I signed up for Binary 101 this semester and I’m failing in all the exams.

Turns out it is a level 5 course.

I identify as binary...

Please refer to me as 01001000 01100101

What do you call a non binary fascist?

A Not-she.

What did the mathematician say that offended the non binary person

01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100

Binary 5

It makes me laugh out loud

There are 10 types of people that understand binary

Those who don't and those who do

How do you scare a non-binary person?

01100010 01101111 01101111

I collect binary variables

Someday I'll be a booleanaire

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Why do people identify as non-binary?

Otherwise it's just fucking 1's and 0's.

Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today

Congratulations Themi Lovato!

I'm coming out as binary.

My pronouns are 00110101 and 10100110.

If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

Not to brag, but I’m fluent in 10 languages.

English and Binary.

I think my computer has become woke

It’s just come out as non binary

I once read a book called binary 101

It was 5

I stole this from my IT classroom

Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?

It was two sunny.

If we're really not in a computer simulation..

Does that mean that we're all non-binary?

I'm thinking of taking a course on decoding binary.

It's going from 10 to 2.

1 person in every 10 doesn't understand the binary number system.

The other guy is fine with it.

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A interaction between me and my GF

GF: What are those lights lights called? not the LGBTQ lights but....

Me: You... mean RGB lights?

Gf: Yes!! yes, those ones.

Both: \*laughter\*

GF: Don't call them that hahahah

Me: Nonono they're LGBTQ lights from now on.

Me: Oh yeah my computer has LGBTQ li...

I was real upset when I lost my nonbinary friend at the store

But I felt better when someone told me "They're there"

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

Counting binary numbers

is as easy as 01 10 11

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*

m’theydy

There are 11 types of people

binary, non-binary and those who think it's a transphobic joke

132 is my favorite number

the sum of all 2-digit numbers one can make from 132 results in 132. 132 is the smallest number with that property.

that's cool.

But it's my favorite because the response I give to many people is 132 in binary and I communicate binary using my fingers.

My girlfriend was mad at me so she starting talking in binary

I was like ‘Well! 10 can play at that game!

What do you call a 4chan user who doesn't identify as male or female?

Anon Binary.

Corona cases in North Korea are represented in binary.

Number of cases is either 1 or 0

Binary 1100101

The 1-01-11 's of computer science

A binary joke

is worth a 1000 words.

I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night...

They came from Trans-Sylvania.

A binary mathematician walks in to a bar

A binary mathematician walks into a bar and asks for 10 drinks. The bartender says okay and gives him two beers.

I told my friend 10 jokes about binary

He didn't get either of them!

Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

I hate binary...

every single bit of it.

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

What's the best way to say hello to a non-binary person?

48 65 6c 6c 6f

I decided to come out as non-binary

And changed my name to '2'

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

* Never make resolutions
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often

I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day

And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...

It's all binary

Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."

What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?

A fit bit

I've been married to my binary-loving wife for 11 years.

Next year, we will have been married for 100 years.

Dad joke

My son asked me what i would say if he came out as non-binary. I told him i'd say "i have no son"

Do you know who's bad at coding?

Non-Binary people.

What do you call a non-binary person at a beauty pageant?

Miss Ellaneous

There are 10 kinda of people in the world: Those who know binary, those who don’t, and

Those that didn't expect the joke to be in base 3.

I'm not just non-binary

I'm non-alphabetical, I identify as the number 7.

My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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