"Every other guy can be a dildo, but I can be your vibrator"
Recently my dad's been suffering from seizures.
First it was the car, then the house, then the boat.
A man goes to his veterinarian and complains, "I think my goldfish is having seizures."
"He seems fine now," the doctor replies. "Yeah," the man says, "but just wait until I take him out of the bowl."
An ambulance was called to a local restaurant this afternoon.
When the paramedics walked in, the saw two men on the floor having seizures. The paramedics split up, each going to one of the men. Suddenly, both men stopped their convulsing. The paramedics asked if they were all right.
"Oh, we're fine. We both have epilepsy, but we don't let it interfere w...
A crafting website for people who have seizures
So i told a colorful joke to a guy who has seizures
I guess the joke was too good he died laughing
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What’s the difference between a corn farmer with seizures and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits, the other fucks betweens shits
According to experts, I've heard that marijuana can stop seizures...
And now, according to the CDC, romaine lettuce can stop Caesar's.
He seizures when you're sleeping.
What is an epileptic's favorite pizza place?
What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?
The worst part about my wife being diagnosed with epilepsy is
when I ask her where she wants to get pizza, she can't decide between Shakey's and Little Seizures
If I have seizures brought on by soda...
Do I have Pepsilepsy?
Where to epileptics gamble?
What was Juicewrld's favourite restaurant?
I'm going to start a treatment center for children with epilepsy
I'll call it little seizures.
What's a toddler with epilepsy's favorite pizza restaurant?
See you all in hell.
Two brain surgeons are discussing cases over lunch.
Surgeon 1: I just don't understand it. I treated a monk with epilepsy by implanting a seizure inhibitor device - the one with a microcomputer that sends out current to negate the seizure. It's working perfectly and his seizures are gone, but he keeps putting acorns and stuff into hollow spaces in tr...
What do epileptic children have in common with cheap pizza?
What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?
What do you call a support group for child epileptics?
When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm
You could say I got Little Seizures.
I have a short friend who's epileptic and makes pizza for a living
I call him Little Seizures