There is some doubt about the nationality of Ötzi the Iceman.
He can't have been Italian, because he was carrying tools. He can't have been Austrian or Bavarian, because he had brains. He may have been Swiss, because he was run over by a glacier. But most likely he was a northern German, because who else would go hiking in the mountains while wearing sandals?
My favourite X-Man is Iceman.
He's a cool guy.
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Sometimes you just have to accept the facts of a situation.....
Back in the 20s when most kitchens didn't have refrigerators but ice boxes instead, a man is driving a horse drawn wagon selling blocks of ice around town.
Rolling thru the streets he'd call out "Ice! Ice for sale! Ice!"
A lady on the 5th floor of one building he's passing yells down,...
My favorite joke of all time.
A man calls information for a phone number (this happened before smart phones)
Anyway, the man asks for Derp Smith in Derpville, California.
The operator says "I have many listings for Derp Smith, do you have a street name?"
The man thought for a moment and replied