What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it, but can't taste it.

What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist see every day?

The yeasty crust.

Why did the apple salesman fire his delivery boy?

He was driving him bananas.

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Why did your mom tip the delivery boy?

She wanted a pizza dat ass.

A Texan is in London, and looking for Razor blades

“Y’all got any American razor blades in here ?” the Texan asked the English pharmacist.

“All I see are these stupid Wilkinsons.” 

“Sir,” the pharmacist patiently replied, “Wilkinson has been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before Waterloo.” 


The Pizza Delivery Guy

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing ...

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Wanna become plumber

Son : Dad I want to become a pizza delivery boy or plumber when I grow up

Dad : stop watching porn

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