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Curried Jokes

Just had curried pelican for lunch...

Not bad, but the bill was enormous.

What did the chef say he couldn't stop cooking and burnt the food?

Sorry, I got curried away!

So the waiter asked me what I would like as a side dish...

I told her to recommend me a side dish as I had never been to the restaurant before.

She told me they had curried rice, potato wedges or a supersalad.

I told her I'd like the supersalad. She gave me a strange look and asked me the same question again.

I tell her yes, that I woul...

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