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People say smoking will give you diseases.

What they don't know is that it cures salmon.

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Everyone tells you that smoking will kill you

What they don’t tell you is that it cures salmon

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White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!

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With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures

They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.

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There's a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.

But I'm not buying it.

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What kind of food cures blind people?

Seafood.

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Medieval cures...

Were leeches on society

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New marijuana research reveals that it cures...

Symptoms of motivation by up to 95%.

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After years of drinking, I can say that alcohol cures obesity and bad looks

Not in me, but in people I look at

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After extensive research FDA suggests smoking cures

Ham

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I heard there's this new pill that cures addiction.

Hmm, I wonder what two of them will do...

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Revolutionary medicine that cures Lyme Disease, but causes Tourette’s

Now that’s gonna cause a lot of nervous tics

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You know r/science cures cancer every other week,

but the site admins always manage to get Reddit up and running again very quickly.

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It seems like every week there's another headline about scientists finding a promising treatment that cures cancer in mice.

If these guys worked on curing cancer in humans instead we'd probably have it licked by now.

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Scientists have just found the cure to COVID-19

They call it cyanide.

*It also cures all other diseases.*

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