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Cures Jokes

People say smoking will give you diseases.

What they don't know is that it cures salmon.

Everyone tells you that smoking will kill you

What they don’t tell you is that it cures salmon

White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!

With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures

They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.

There's a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.

But I'm not buying it.

What kind of food cures blind people?

Seafood.

Medieval cures...

Were leeches on society

New marijuana research reveals that it cures...

Symptoms of motivation by up to 95%.

After years of drinking, I can say that alcohol cures obesity and bad looks

Not in me, but in people I look at

After extensive research FDA suggests smoking cures

Ham

I heard there's this new pill that cures addiction.

Hmm, I wonder what two of them will do...

Revolutionary medicine that cures Lyme Disease, but causes Tourette’s

Now that’s gonna cause a lot of nervous tics

You know r/science cures cancer every other week,

but the site admins always manage to get Reddit up and running again very quickly.

It seems like every week there's another headline about scientists finding a promising treatment that cures cancer in mice.

If these guys worked on curing cancer in humans instead we'd probably have it licked by now.

Scientists have just found the cure to COVID-19

They call it cyanide.

*It also cures all other diseases.*

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