What do you call it when the people of Westeros have an incurable disease?

Game of Crohn's

Bob’s wife has an incurable, terminal disease

On her deathbed, she says to Bob:

"I don't mind if you remarry later, but I don't want the woman to put on my clothes."

"Don’t worry," Bob assured her.

"She is a lot taller."

When I was younger I found out I had an incurable illness.

I had to eat two spoons of dirt a day to survive. It was a good job my older brother told me about it.

If Christopher Walken gets an incurable and fatal disease...

Would that make him a dead man Walken?

*One never knows,,, A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"

One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew he...

I'm going to create a dating Website for people with incurable STD's to find each other.

It will be named 2 Herpes in a Pod

A man goes in to his doctor's for an exam and the doctor says, "Well, I have good news and bad news."

The man says, "Give me the bad news first, Doc." The doctor says, "You've got a rare form of cancer. It's incurable and you have three weeks to live." "Oh my God!" says the patient. "After that, I'm glad there's good news. What is it?" The doctor smiles and points and says, "Do you see that good loo...

I lost my son to an incurable disease.

Or "his wife" as he calls her.

My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable.

I'll show her.

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A poop walks into a bar.

He jumps up onto a bar stool and sits there for a moment, waiting to be served.

The barman spots the poop on the stool, looks around the bar and shouts, "HEY! How did this get here?!"

"Well, it's a long story... " says the poop, "basically, I woke up in the sewer last year and sudden...

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A man goes to his doctor

and complains that his penis is developing a bend in the middle. So the doctor ran a series of tests, and had the man return to his office to report the results. "Have you been in the Far East recently, within the last year or so?" "Why, yes," replied the man. "And did you have sex while over there?...

Easy For You

A man isn't feeling well. He goes to the doctor, who gives him a checkup and then says "I don't know how to break the news to you, but you have a incurable, fatal condition and you have less 24 hours to live!"
The man goes home and explains to wife about his condition. The have dinner, spe...

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