Women really know how to hold a grudge over the smallest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me

Looking for a gift that will leave her speechless?

Gorilla glue lip balm.

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Did you hear about the parents that auctioned off the right to name their firstborn child?

They were expecting after trying to get pregnant for a long time. But when they tried to discuss what they should name the child, it was causing all kinds of arguments. They just couldn’t come to an agreement and there was a lot of tension between them. It got to the point where the wife was staying...

What do you call a tree that wears chapstick?

A balm tree

A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off.

They called it neigh-balm.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!