How many dementia sufferers does it take to change a light-bulb?

To get to the other side!

(Apologies if re-post. I forgot where I heard this)

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COVID sufferers are an arrogant bunch.

They think their shit doesn't stink.

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I'm GOING to start a sub for premature ejaculation sufferers.

You guys came too early.

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My premature ejaculation sufferers support meetings were going so well

I decided to stop coming.

I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers

Two hours, one joke.

I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.

I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.

It's pretty strange, doctors are now prescribing cannabis for arthritis sufferers...

I mean, the definition of arthritis is "inflammation of the joints"

I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.

It won't let me logout.

I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome...

I want to know what makes them tic.

A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily.

They didn't think that through did they?

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