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Crumby Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the birthday cake go to see the Dr?

It felt crumby!

(PS I like this joke because it taught me how to spell crumby)

I heard that when the Pillsbury dough boy got older..

He turned into a really crumby person.

Since it’s my cake day, I thought I’d do an appropriate joke. Why did the coffee cake kill himself?

Because his life was so crumby!

Why did the Nabisco employees go on strike?

Because the factories were crumby.

Why did the cracker go to the doctor

Becuase he was feeling a little crumby

I’m #2!!!

Just came in second place for our annual Thanksgiving joke contest. (The judges are 8, 11 and 12).

Here it is:


Why didn’t the gingerbread man show up for work??

He was feeling CRUMBY!!!!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My niece’s joke...

First she told us the old, “why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he was feeling crumby”

Being encouraged by the pity laugh from everyone, she made up this little gem:

Why did the unicorn go to the hospital? Because he was feeling horny!

How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods?

the trail was crumby.

In honor of my cakeday...

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.


What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?

"What's eating you?"


Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby!

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Sad news from Minnesota

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 51.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to ...

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