where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.
One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit.
"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where ...
Do you know why the cookie went to the doctor? BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMMY! AH-HAHAHA! Do you know why the cookie went back to the doctor?
Cancer. Stage 4 cancer.
What's the difference between a crummy bus stop and a crab with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
I used to be a forklift operator
…but there were way too many ups and downs for me.
So I got a job for a while resurfacing ice rinks, although I never really warmed to it.
I got some work fixing clocks that were running slowly, but I found the hours were just too long.
And when I tried my hand at being a baker...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Cause he was feeling crummy!
Courtesy of my five year old.
I would make a joke for my cake day...
But it would be quite crummy, wouldn’t it?
funny questions & answer
1.Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Ans - Because he felt crummy.
2 Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Ans - Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
3.What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Ans - Where is pop corn?
4. How...
Food joke
Q: Why did the piece of cake hate hanging out with the slice of toast?
A- the slice of toast was a crummy friend
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A family of gingerbread people lives next door to me. I hate their kids.
The crummy little bastards...
Why couldn't the ginger bread man walk?
Because he had crummy legs.
What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?
A crummy thief!
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