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Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven,

where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit.

"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where ...
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Do you know why the cookie went to the doctor? BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMMY! AH-HAHAHA! Do you know why the cookie went back to the doctor?

Cancer. Stage 4 cancer.
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What's the difference between a crummy bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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I used to be a forklift operator

…but there were way too many ups and downs for me.

So I got a job for a while resurfacing ice rinks, although I never really warmed to it.

I got some work fixing clocks that were running slowly, but I found the hours were just too long.

And when I tried my hand at being a baker...
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It felt crummy.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Cause he was feeling crummy!

Courtesy of my five year old.
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I would make a joke for my cake day...

But it would be quite crummy, wouldn’t it?
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funny questions & answer

1.Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Ans - Because he felt crummy.



2 Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Ans - Because her mom and dad were in a jam.



3.What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Ans - Where is pop corn?



4. How...
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Food joke

Q: Why did the piece of cake hate hanging out with the slice of toast?

A- the slice of toast was a crummy friend
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A family of gingerbread people lives next door to me. I hate their kids.

The crummy little bastards...

Why couldn't the ginger bread man walk?

Because he had crummy legs.
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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!
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