Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he's feeling crummy.


-my 4 yo daughter-

What's the difference between a crummy bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven,

where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit.

"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where ...

Food joke

Q: Why did the piece of cake hate hanging out with the slice of toast?

A- the slice of toast was a crummy friend

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A family of gingerbread people lives next door to me. I hate their kids.

The crummy little bastards...

Why couldn't the ginger bread man walk?

Because he had crummy legs.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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