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Crabby Jokes

Crabby Joke

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

What's red and crabby?

My genitals.

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THE CRABBY CABBIE

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free.
So he went out to the front of the ca...

Sometimes I wake up crabby.

Sometimes I let her sleep in.

What do you call a particularly crabby Chinese grandma?

A crust-asian.

^(I'm sorry....)

Of all the natural phenomena...

Carcinization is the one that makes me crabby.

I just found out I gave my girlfriend an STD

She’s pretty crabby.

Why is it so difficult to make a hooker smile?

They're all crabby.

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Scoutmaster

Dear Dad & Mom,

Our scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 Sleeping bags got washed away.

Luckily, none of us got drowned because we we're all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happen...

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