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Crack Cocaine Jokes

Boss talking to his colleague.

Boss: We're doing random drug testing today.


Colleague: Ok boss but I won't try crack cocaine.

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If you sniff coke off of someone's

...is it called crack cocaine?

A guy is getting arrested

The guy says: Officer, why are you arresting me? This is **medical** marijuana, I have the card right here in my pocket.

Officer: First of all this is crack cocaine. Secondly, that’s a pokémon card.

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Never hide regular cocaine in your

Charges will get elevated to possession of crack cocaine
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