Bedrock Jokes - 8 Hilarious Bedrock Jokes

I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft

But it’s way to hard

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What is the hardest thing to sleep on?

Bedrock

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Hey, are you into geology?

Because I wanna make your bedrock!

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Three College Graduates in McDonald's

Three recent college graduates met in McDonald's, and the engineering major said, "Did you see the new wind turbines going up on the east side of town? They had asked our class to run some stress studies during windstorms as an exercise".

"Yes", the geology graduate said, "They also contacte...

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What do Minecraft fanboys have when they wake up?

Bedrock

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Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse?

They really know how to make bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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A cemetery superintendent was hoping to approve newly donated lands for internment

The Holy Cross Cemetery had received a surprise donation that would double the real estate of their current holdings, which were already overcrowded.

The lead undertaker, Arthur Falconer, was tasked by the superintendent with surveying the new land to plan how to layout the new headstones....

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