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Logan Jokes

I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a suicide forest

A little upset to find out he came back

What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul?

BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.

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What's the difference between Logan Paul and Hitler

Hitler knew when to kill himself

Stop with the Logan Paul jokes...

It's like beating a dead horse and i don't want to give him anymore video ideas.

What do you do if Logan Paul throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

On the bus

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the ...

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Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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What is the difference between Logan Paul and Hitler

People will still be talking about Hitler in 50 years.

What’s the difference between Logan Paul and the US military

The Americans were actually concerned if they found people in the forest.

[NSFW] Why don't any of Logan Paul's asian fans ask for high fives anymore?

He tends to leave them hanging.

What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common?

Their careers ended after seeing dead people.

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What's the difference between Logan Paul and a WW2 US soldier?

One shoots dead Japs and the other shoots Japs dead.

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served

When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Log...

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There's only one Japanese tradition that Logan Paul should explore.

Seppuku.

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Father's Day, at school, and all the students are supposed to make cards...

...by drawing a picture of their father at work.

Teacher asks, "Logan, what does your father do?"

"My dad's a cop. I'm gonna draw him catching a bad guy."

Then the teacher asks, "Briei, what does your father do?"

Briei says, "My dad's a writer. I'm going to draw him wit...

What does the E in Logan Paul stand for?

Empathy

I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter..

so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community.

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COWBOY'S TOMB STONE

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are below.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, coo...

I’m so hung..

..I could be in a Logan Paul video.

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So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday

And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,

Logan Paul will be there to record it

what do you call a person hanging out in the woods?

logan paul's next youtube video

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Kids at School

A fifth grade teacher is teaching her class about problem solving. She asks the class what they would do if they had to carry two watermelons at the same time and didn't have a bag. Little Johnny's hand shoots up in the air, but the teacher calls on Mary instead.

"I would pick up one watermel...

So Logan Paul just called out Chris Brown to fight him

Too bad for him Chris Brown doesn't hit women anymore

Logan in mathematics...

loga+logn = logan

I don't know why everyone is so angry at Logan Paul and his crew visiting suicide forest...

...everyone was just hanging around.

Tense, moody joke

Guy lands at Logan, hops a cab, and says to the driver, "Well now that i'm in Boston, where can I get scrod?" Cabbie says, "You know, I've heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

If the last Wolverine movie is a cross country chase...

then why isn't it called Logan's Run?

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