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Logan Jokes

What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul?

BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.

Stop with the Logan Paul jokes...

It's like beating a dead horse and i don't want to give him anymore video ideas.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul?

Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What is the difference between Logan Paul and Hitler

People will still be talking about Hitler in 50 years.

What do you do if Logan Paul throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To kill his career.

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Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What’s the difference between Logan Paul and the US military

The Americans were actually concerned if they found people in the forest.

Logan Paul...

Certainly started this year off with an absolute hanger of a video!

Banger... I meant banger.

Logan in mathematics...

loga+logn = logan

What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common?

Their careers ended after seeing dead people.

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What's the difference between Logan Paul and a WW2 US soldier?

One shoots dead Japs and the other shoots Japs dead.

What does the E in Logan Paul stand for?

Empathy

The KSI and Logan Paul fight

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On the bus

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the ...

[NSFW] Why don't any of Logan Paul's asian fans ask for high fives anymore?

He tends to leave them hanging.

Who is Logan Paul’s favorite musician?

Deadmau5

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There's only one Japanese tradition that Logan Paul should explore.

Seppuku.

What do Jesus and Logan have in common?

Both's amount of subscribers is decreasing.

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How do you know Logan Paul is gay?

Because he likes men who are hung.

I don't know why everyone is so angry at Logan Paul and his crew visiting suicide forest...

...everyone was just hanging around.

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Donald Trump, Logan Paul and Hitler are having a discussion.

Hitler: “Which one of us do you guys think is the most hated?”

Logan: “I’ve ruined vine and YouTube and made an ass out of not only myself but my fans as well!”

Trump: “I’ve trolled an entire nation to get to this place and now only half of America loves me!”

Hitler: “Alright wh...

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Jake Paul finds a magic lamp and rubs it.

Jake Paul finds a magic lamp and rubs it. He finds Will Smith the genie in there. The genie says
"I will grant you three wishes, but be careful! Whatever you wish for, your brother Logan gets 37 times more than you do. What is your first wish?"

Jake, thinking about this for a lot, makes ...

So Logan Paul just called out Chris Brown to fight him

Too bad for him Chris Brown doesn't hit women anymore

what do you call a person hanging out in the woods?

logan paul's next youtube video

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served

When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Log...

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Father's Day, at school, and all the students are supposed to make cards...

...by drawing a picture of their father at work.

Teacher asks, "Logan, what does your father do?"

"My dad's a cop. I'm gonna draw him catching a bad guy."

Then the teacher asks, "Briei, what does your father do?"

Briei says, "My dad's a writer. I'm going to draw him wit...

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COWBOY'S TOMB STONE

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are below.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, coo...

I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter..

so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community.

Tense, moody joke

Guy lands at Logan, hops a cab, and says to the driver, "Well now that i'm in Boston, where can I get scrod?" Cabbie says, "You know, I've heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

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Kids at School

A fifth grade teacher is teaching her class about problem solving. She asks the class what they would do if they had to carry two watermelons at the same time and didn't have a bag. Little Johnny's hand shoots up in the air, but the teacher calls on Mary instead.

"I would pick up one watermel...

What was the worst april fools day joke?

Well logan paul was born in 1995.

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So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday

And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,

Logan Paul will be there to record it

If the last Wolverine movie is a cross country chase...

then why isn't it called Logan's Run?

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