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Cr Jokes

What was the high-IQ sperm bank called?

Crème de la Crème

Broke Drunk

I was sitting at a bar and this guy walked in, out of the rain, and sat down next to me. He asked the bar tender "How much does a double Chivas Regal cost?" The bar tender replied "That's pretty expensive - $20 a pop." The guy said "Great. Give me 10 of them." The bar tender poured 10 double CR's, l...

My wife's cooking is incredible.

With a silent 'cr'.

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A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

How dairy.

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It's the girl's heart surgery today.

BOY: Is your heart surgery today?

GIRL: Yeah.

BOY: Just remember that I LOVE YOU so much.

GIRL: I LOVE YOU more. Thank you.

After the heart surgery, the girl was saddened to see only her father who was sitting beside her as she woke up

GIRL: Dad, where is he?
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