Cortana Jokes - 7 Hilarious Cortana Jokes

Cortana:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

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What do you think Alexa, siri, and cortana identity as

Binary

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I find Siri, Cortana and Alexa really sexy.

They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.

A man dies and goes to heaven

He sees Saint Peter, and starts to tell him a joke
"Masterchief and Cortana walk into a bar.."
Saint Peter cuts him off
"Is this about Halo?"
"Yeah"
"Don't bother, its just going to go over my head"

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte

Cortana told me that joke

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There are two types of people in this world:

Those who need closure

(told by Cortana)

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