Coroners Jokes - 10 Hilarious Coroners Jokes

Some people say that Coroners don’t talk much.

I’ve always found them excellent at getting people to open up.

The medical examiner's office was told to reduce their budget

They had to start cutting coroners.

What did the lead coroner do when he and the other coroners were asked to perform an autopsy?

He cracked open a cold one with the boys.

Did you hear about the layoffs at the morgue?

They’re really cutting coroners

A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border.

He had to have four coroners.

Don't worry, there are experts who are trained to deal with the coronavirus.

We call them coroners.

Why aren't morgues round?

Because then there'd be no coroners.

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Did you hear about the morgue operator who was stealing testicles?

Eight balls, coroners pocket.

(We were playing pool)

Morgue Murderer Caught

The infamous Morgue Murderer was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.

It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.

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So there's a serial killer on the loose...

There's a serial killer on the loose in a pretty big city in Southern California. This killer has been at large for some time and has a particularity sadistic method of murdering his victims, he kills them by making thousands of tiny cuts all over their bodies until they pass out from pain and die o...

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