WHO investigators wanted to talk to the Wuhan scientists.
When they arrived to Wuhan Institute of Virology CCP officials informed them that unfortunately all the scientists have died after eating poison mushrooms.
WHO investigators were suspicious so they demanded that they exhume the bodies of dead scientists and check if they really died ...
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are called to investigate a murder at a quarry one day...
When they arrive at the scene of the crime, it's already been taped off and other investigators are there. Holmes and Watson push their way to the front as they typically do and start going to work.
"Holmes, look at this, what is it?" Watson asked.
"Why that's the butt end of a cigar o...
TIL I learned that Bono from U2 holds the record for most private investigators hired to recover a lost heirloom.
To this day he still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Thankfully it's not another virus we have to worry about.
The police have found a large number of dead crows on the 101 just north of Ventura early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. Th...
A proctologist quits his job
A proctologist decides he is tired of practicing medicine and quits his job to pursue his dream of being a car mechanic. He enrolls in a trade school and subsequently takes the final exam.
He passes the exam with 150 points over 100. Because of this irregularity, the trade union decides to in...
Rudy Giuliani house was searched
So federal investigators searched Giuliano's house today. I thought they would find hair dye, but they didn't. I guess it ran.
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Two guys in a helicopter are crossing a mountain range when the rotor breaks and the chopper is going to crash.
As they are falling to their certain death, the pilot calmly reaches to his pocket and pulls out a bright red lipstick. He puts lipstick on, then tears the steering wheel out of the dashboard and shoves it up his ass. Passenger looks at the pilot in horror and shouts "what the hell are you doing, we...
Tragedy in the Finger Kingdom occurred today.
Most of the Royal Family was murdered. The King, the Queen, and both of their daughters were killed during a Royal Feast.
Investigators were able to find and arrest the culprit quickly. Apparently, he didn't get rid of the Finger Prince.
French investigators aren’t sure how the fire started. But Quasimodo said:
Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out.
What did investigators find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Head & Shoulders
I'm the leader of a group of shoddy private investigators.
I'm a directive defective detective.
After a fire, the corpse of a man is found in a burned-out warehouse. The investigation found that he first set a fire, ate an excessive amount of salt, then used a contraption to bury himself in tons more.
The investigators concluded that his self-preservation instinct must have kicked in.
2.000 light bulbs stolen
Investigators still in the dark
Irish Pub In Midtown Manhattan Is On Fire
An Irish pub on 32nd street caught fire one day. Smoke and flames were seen billowing out of the windows and threatening the nearby businesses. Firefighters arrived on the scene within 10 minutes but the fire had spread so rapidly from all the wood (and booze I suppose), and the building was complet...
A plane with famous and influential politicians onboard crashes into a field.
When the authorities arrive they find no survivors or dead bodies on the spot. It soon turns out that a local farmer buried them a bit further away.
The investigators ask him if he is sure there were no survivors, but he confirms that he buried each of them with his two hands.