What do you call a protest consisting of the letters A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y?
A vowel movement
Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman.
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What do you call the degree of heat present in a typical japanese dish usually consisting of seafood, meat and vegetables that have been battered and deep fried?
I don't know why some Americans have a problem with a family consisting of two dads...
I mean, the country itself has forefathers.
I could get to the second floor using the stairs or I could use a structure consisting of a series of bars or steps between two upright length of wood, metal, or rope.
I chose the ladder.
I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms
I've named it "Batman."
What do you call a child's Pokemon team consisting of 6 EV trained Dittos?
A Youngster's Roster of Fostered Imposters
Being the king of an extremely rich nation can get to you sometimes...
Don't get me wrong, I love the pampering, the amazing food and the world class treatment I get wherever I happen to be. However, it does get a little too much when you constantly see people wait on you hand and foot. I get assistance in almost all the activities I perform. I am a grown adult for cry...
The Trophy Maker (OC - long)
Old Rick Giuseppe was a fifth-generation trophy maker – like his father, grandfather, great grandfather and great great great grandfather before him. Alas, Old Rick Giuseppe’s wife had died a few years ago, and the man lived in solitude, apart from a cat named Jeffery, who was his late wife’s belove...
You may know Murphy’s law, but have you heard of Coles law?
It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
The contestants of the Nashville beauty pageant enter the stage.
Infront of them is an audience of over 2000 and a judging panel consisting of one man, on his own, wearing an eyepatch.
Suddenly, the judge thrusts his arm out infront of him. He opens his hand out, and there, sitting in the middle of his palm is a bee staring intensely at the contestants on ...
Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy.
They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach. They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says as she strolls by. The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer short...
An international conference was held to decide what the most annoying musical instrument was.
After intense debate, a shortlist of instruments was created, consisting of the bagpipes, didgeridoo, and vuvuzela, but before a vote was held it was decided that the exact origin of each instrument had to be accounted accounted for beyond any doubt.
The didgeridoo's origin was easily proven,...
A Student is in Engineering Class, when the Teacher asks What is a Machine?
Student 1: A machine is anything that reduces human effort
Teacher: Will you please elaborate?
Student 1: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine
Teacher: What is the true definition?
Student 2: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected t...
Two Boys are Playing Frisbee
Then, a sudden gust of wind sends the frisbee onto a ledge mid flight; It's out of reach of the two boys. So, one goes and finds the nearest adult, who gives them two options: "Well, I can try to give ya a boost me-self, but Yer might fall an' hurt yourself; or I can lend you my structure consist...