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USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.


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Colt joined with ArmaLite to create a new firearm called The Congressional.

But it never works properly and you can't fire it.

A congressional aide asks the politician, “What should we do about this abortion bill?”

Politician: Shh. Just pay it.

I went as a congressional bill for Halloween....

I stayed in the House and didn't do anything.

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What do cunnilingus and a Congressional hearing have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall ​without congressional approval​​?

By forcing every Juan to work on it.

Before the shooting the worst problem at the congressional baseball game was...

Republicans don't want to play left field.
Democrats don't want to play right.
Nobody wants to play center.

Why don't people like the Congressional whip?

He always votes nay-nay

Three military wives were at the base PX in Fort Hood fighting over the last toaster on the shelf. The first one says "My husband came back from Afghanistan with a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star. I deserve it."

The second one says "No. My husband came back from Afghanistan with a Purple Heart, a Bronze Star, and the Congressional Medal of Honor. I deserve it."

The third one says "Well, my husband came back from Afghanistan in a body bag. NOW GET YOUR MITTS OFF THAT TOASTER!"

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Craigslist Personals and Backpage are gone.

Congressional Cockblock

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President Obama to the Queen:

President Obama to the Queen:

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked,

"But how do I ...

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