What's the favourite weapon of a Republican from outer space?

A Ronald Raygun.

Why did the dyslexic republican politician have to suspend his campaign?

Because he vowed to put an end to texas.

Three politicians and little Johnny are walking down the street.

There's a republican, a democrat and a libertarian walking on one side of the street and little Johnny on the other. They come across a horribly dilapidated bridge, looking like it's about to collapse.

"We should raise taxes and have some company fix it. Then everybody will be able to use it ...

Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?

Because they insist on carrying a baby to full term

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If there is one thing that democrats and republicans can agree on during this impeachment hearing...

...it's that "quid pro quo" is really fucking fun to say!

Hillary Clinton says ‘many, many, many people’ are urging her to run for president in 2020.

And most of them are Republicans.

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What does a double sided dildo have in common with republicans and democrats?

No matter what side you pick your fucked.

Someone should tell trump and his fellow Republicans that the constitution isn’t a bible

You can’t pick and choose which parts you want to obey.

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Why did the redneck's wife keep her pussy trimmed instead of clean shaven ? [Nsfw]

Because all Republicans love a Little Bush

This is a test.

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your...

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What was the stuttering Republican doing by jerking off?

se-seeding from the union

A republican politician dropped in on a farm and introduced himself as a Republican candidate

And as he tells it the farmer’s eyes lit up and then he said ‘Wait ’til I get my wife. We’ve never seen a Republican before.’ And a few minutes later he was back with his wife and they asked Prentiss if he wouldn’t give them a speech.


Well he looked around for a kind of a podium s...

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...

The bar tender looks up

"What is this? A joke?"

A Republican, Christian, Vegetarian and the Nicest man ever walks into a bar

And only orders water because Mr. Rogers didn't drink

People say that Democrats and Republicans can't work together to get anything done.

But Jeffrey Epstein is dead.

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A very clean joke

A Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. Africa...

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A poem

A Republican, a hippy and an Alabaman belle,

A Russian, an Australian, two Africans as well,

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot,

An Arab and an Indian, some more that I forgot,

Five Mexicans on burro-back, sombreroed for the sun,

Bob-headed anti-vax ...

I heard the Republican Party is considering renaming itself as the National Conservative party

Or Nat-C for short

I asked my Republican friend if he though Amazon should pay taxes

He said "Of course, they're not a church"

What’s the only way to get American Democrat’s and Republicans to agree on something?

Elect a third party candidate for president. They will agree to disagree with everything he or she does.

A Republican, a Democrat, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car when a tornado picks up the car and tosses them miles into the air.

When the car finally comes back down, the three men realize they’ve been transported to Oz.



“I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain,” says the Democrat.



“I’m going to ask him for a heart,” says the Republican.



Bill Clinton looks around and asks the two m...

On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican told his best friend that he was switching parties and becoming a Democrat.

“My God,” his friend replied, “why would you do such a thing?”

“Simple,” the man muttered in his last breath, “because I’d rather one of them die than one of us.”

What does your appendix, Republicans, and the slow lane have in common with Matthew McConaughey?

All right, all right, all right.





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Caitlyn Jenner

So Caitlyn Jenner is trans, but is still a Republican.



Can you believe the balls on that woman?

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.

(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)

(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)

After the blizzard yesterday I think I understand Republicans a little better

Because these snowflakes are killing me

I talked to my Republican parents about immigration.

The conversation really went south.

Republicans and Democrats never agree on anything

Republicans said the temperature is -40° F
And democrats immediately said it was -40° C.

People ask me why I'm a Republican ...

I tell them I'm really not that political ...

It's just that I thought it would be better to choose the side with all the guns.

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A Democrat, a Republican and a guy with hemmerhoids walk into a bar...

They're all butthurt.

Political Joke

My neighbors were just walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so I asked her, If you were President what wo...

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