Biden has a higher approval rating among female voters than Trump

However it was the Mail voters that won Biden the Election.

How many Trump voters does it take to screw in a lightbulb

One.
Trump voters screw themselves.

How many American voters does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don’t know, trump won’t let me count them all.

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What do American voters and cat owners have in common?

Checking a box for a piece of shit.

Why are drunk drivers the best voters?

Because they always hit the poles.

The big questions

VLADIMIR Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.

At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, so Little Sasha ...

Trump’s Coronavirus response may be turning off Older voters

RIP

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Will Mayor Pete’s campaign office be phoning voters

By making Butti calls?

Trump voters

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump voters. Not really knowing what a Trump voter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little John...

As chosen by voters, Germany's Berlin Zoo named their two newborn pandas "Hong" and "Kong".

Upon hearing the news, China reacted fiercely and decided to withdraw all pandas from every country back to mainland China. It was a logistical nightmare⁠ to bring all the pandas back—it was pandemonium.

Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters...

...he's going to mullet over.

Why did so many Republicans vote for Joe Biden this year? (TW: Political, bad taste)

If you’re red, and you fail to take care of your voters during a respiratory virus pandemic...they turn blue.

I wanna ask Roy Moore voters how they feel about losing such a close race.

Unfortunately, I don’t speak Russian.

Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?

Pander Express.

What do you call half of Hillary's voters?

Deportable

Saw a headline that started with "45% of Alabama GOP voters think" ...

... and I stopped reading because that part was surprising enough.

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters.

"Orange Is The New Black."

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If there are two things Trump voters hate...

The first is being called, "racist."
And the second is black people.

A message to all you deceased American voters...

Vote Early, and Vote Often.

I understand why there are so many undecided voters this election...

The differences between the candidates aren't as black and white as they were last time

A Britisher asks an Indian.

A Britisher asked and Indian

Why no politician in India has tested postive for corona?
while lot of politicians around the world even some of the prime minister's tested postive for corona?

Indian: The Politicians in India meet voters only once in 5 years and strictly follow "Social...

Did you hear about joe?

He’s pretty popular among voters.

I think I'll vote the NSA for president...

...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.

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Once upon a time, there was a wasp.

Now, this wasp was no ordinary wasp. No, no, this was an extremely intelligent wasp. He was so smart, in fact, that one day he decided to leave the nest to go to high school. Obviously, this was a big deal for his family, but they supported him in following his dreams, so they packed up his few belo...

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The Tories,

The Tories, with ageing voters and falling membership are worried about being "left behind". Why?

They're already right arses.

If they get left behind as well they can be complete arses.

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Internet recipe competition

There was a new competition for people to post their favorite recipes and the prize for the winner was to be featured on the front page of the local newspaper and the town website.

In an effort to save time and effort, the participants were told to submit these recipes online.

People ...

Clinton didn't lose the election because of misogyny...

Most of Trump's voters love a strong heroin.

One day, a couple of politicians were on a campaign trail.

They would drive from city to city in a bus to deliver speeches, have debates and answer questions. Then, one day, the bus didn't reach its intended destination at all. A couple of concerned voters decided to inquire as to where they disappeared to. After following the bus's intended path for a whil...

what's black, white, orange and terrifying?

My voters pamphlet.

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