Buddy of mine was complaining about work, having a hard time dealing with his two aides.
I said tell me about it, I just got my third hepatitis.
Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter
Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive. Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single- line coded message: 370HSSV – 0773H. Trump was baffled, so he scanned it and emailed it to his aides, who had no clue either, so th...
George W. Bush is sitting with his aides...
and he’s getting debriefed on the world news of the day.The news is rather mundane and unexciting, but one of his aides states that 3 Brazilian people perished in a plane crash early this morning.
Dubya’s reaction is pure shock and grief, he’s shaking and can not control his emotions.
So Donald Trump was talking to one of his aides, and off on one of his usual rants
“We need less immigrants! Less Mexicans! Less Colombians! Less Guatemalans! Less Puerto Ricans!”
Finally the aide couldn’t take it anymore, leaned in and said quietly: “fewer.”
“I told you not to call me that yet!!”
Trump asks his aides how the press has rated his performance yesterday..
His assistant opens the newspaper to a headline: A complete ****show! - four stars, mr. President!
Two presidential aides are having coffee in a back room at the White House. “Sometimes I wish we worked for the pope and not the president,” one of them says.
“Why?” asks the second aide.
“Because then we’d only have to kiss his ring.”