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Complementing Jokes

When complementing viola players, please please please for the love of god do NOT call it a violin!

That's a violation.
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Complementing a mustache should be a good thing

I don't know why she took it as an insult.
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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None; they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw.

Heard from my friend
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A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon...

A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.

He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.

Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.

In a gruff voice, he yells "PRIVATE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAG...
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