I complemented some corn the other day.

It smiled from ear to ear.

I genuinely complemented on a coworkers moustache,

Now she's making a big deal with HR about it.

I have some fine parking skills.

I was complemented on my parking at the courthouse today. Someone left a note saying parking fine.

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Complisult !!!

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said.


"I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!"


"Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complemented. You'...

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