EDD doubled their workforce to handle rising jobless claims
Now they can hang up on you in half the time.
Donald Trump wanted to repaint the White House...
Donald Trump wanted to repaint the White House, and received three quotes:
Mexican contractor: 3 million Italian Contractor: 7 million Israeli Contractor: 10 million
After a while Trump asked the Mexican - Why did you ask for 3 million. The Mexican said:-One million in pain...
There's all this talk about the lack of women in STEM, but it's always been surprising how no one bats an eye at USPS.
After all, their workforce consists entirely of mail trucks.
The male owner of a business is interviewing a young woman just about to graduate from an all-women’s college.
She was very excited about her interview but wanted to make sure that this business was progressive when it came to women in the workplace. It seemed like every company she interviewed at were run by horrible misogynists. When it came to the part of the interview when he asked her if she had any que...
Little Johnny has an assignment from school to describe society and how it works. (Long)
Now, being a little kid he had no idea what to do, so he asked his dad for help. His dad said “ OK, so first think of me as the President, your mum as the Congress, the maid as the workforce and your baby brother as the future. Now see what happens and write that up.”
So Johnny did this and f...
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The teacher told the kid to ask his dad about the government.
Kid goes home and asks his dad - "What is the government?"
The dad replied - "Suppose I am the president, your mother is the congress, the maid is the workforce and your younger brother is the future"
and then, he leaves the room. Later at night, the kid heard his younger brot...
Enrique Peña Nieto, Malala Yousafzai, and Donald Trump are walking along a beach
It's a bit of an oldie, and I think the last time I heard it, it came off as pretty racist. But I think the current political climate allows me to rehash it better.
Enrique Peña Nieto, who is the Mexican President, is walking along the beach one day with the US President, Donald Trump, and p...
Abbott and Costello explain unemployment numbers
COSTELLO: So, there are two ways to bring unemployment down. Create more jobs, or... the easier of the two: just don't count them as part of the workforce!
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an Economist.
COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!
ABBOTT: Now you’r...