Complimenting Jokes - 10 Hilarious Complimenting Jokes

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Complimenting the wife

An Irish man's wife is standing naked in front of the mirror, looking at her body and feeling distraught by what she sees.

"Oh Paddy, look at me! I'm hideous! I'm overweight, me are saggy and me hair's starting to go grey.

"Could you please pay me a compliment to make me feel bett...

Complimenting the wife

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

My wife doesn't realize I'm not complimenting her cooking

When I say "you remind me of Gordon Ramsay"

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How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it then get pissed when it doesn't screw.

Everyone was complimenting how great my beard looked tonight.

I don't think "yeah she does look great" was the right answer.

A knight was complimenting a blacksmith on his armor crafting skills

The blacksmith responded, "It is my strong suit"

The other day I asked my younger cousin if he’d rather get $1 for complimenting a stranger or $10 for insulting a stranger

In that instant he looked me in the eye and called me a “Freak of nature”. I quickly reminded him that I’m not a stranger because we know each other. To which he replies “There’s nobody stranger than you”

Why was the train engineer always complimenting his train?

It was esteem powered.

TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips.

Get over it, Steve.

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I posted myself drawing a perfect freehand ellipse on r/gifs. Everyone loved it and started trying themselves. We were all complimenting each others steady hands, when one guy commented, "circle jerk!".

"What an idiot", I thought and replied, "oval, you !"

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