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Combining Jokes

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.

When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.

If a combined breakfast and lunch is called brunch. What is combining your breakfast, lunch, and dinner called?

...being poor.

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I spent the whole day combining all of my wristwatches to make a belt.

It was a complete waist of time.

I’ve always had an interest in combining fashion and art.

Too bad FART isn’t a major.

TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide.

OH NO

Did you hear about the hipster youth pastor creating a new Christian sect combining elements of Protestant and Baptist beliefs?

He's a Pabst-ist.

Edited to help /u/visualshocker get the joke

Kim and Kanye are combining their talents to make a new genre of music

they call it plastic rap

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