What is the common ground between an Ak-47 and bubblegum?

When you pull it out in class everybody wants to be your friend.

Common ground among the German people

What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages?

That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst

2 electricians got into an argument..

It went on for 5 days.. they just couldn't find any common ground.

Shocking.

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Married couple in their 40s walk into a marriage counselor's office.

Counselor: What seems to be the problem?

Immediately both husband and wife begin complaining about each other's faults.

Counselor: Whoa, wait. Let's try again and this time, let's try to talk about areas you have some common ground.

Husband: Well, neither of us suck dick.

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