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What do you call a porno featuring Quakers?

An oatmeal creampie

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During an ecumenical assembly, a secretary rushed in shouting, โ€œThe building is on fire!โ€

The Methodists prayed in a corner.
The Baptists wondered where they could find water. The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door announcing the fire was evil.
The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the cost of the ...

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