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I've got awful commitment issues

I couldn't commit to a suicide attempt to save my life

commitment issues

Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms?

Man: Can’t say I do.

Doctor: Yes. That’s the main one.

I shouldn’t have bought balloons from a salesman with commitment issues.

There were no strings attached.

My girlfriend says I have commitment issues!

Well, technically she's my wife.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

*After Breakup due to commitment issues*

Girlfriend : You're an unreliable pathetic fuck. I'm leaving! Bye!
Me : Can't say adieu.

My three biggest relationship issues are

1. Commitment issues

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