A husband loved to play golf, but he and his wife were so busy with their jobs and tending to the home and kids that he wasn’t able to go out very often.
After a really busy stretch for both of them, he just had to take a day on the links, so he struck a deal with his wife. He would go on the...
God calls Satan.
"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."
"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."
"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."
75 today, but not as old as this old farmer who's buying land
90 year old farmer goes to the banker for a loan to buy land. The banker has some concerns due to the old codgers age. "What happens if you die before the loan is paid off?" The banker asks. "I'll send you a check from heaven, because God would want all my obligations taken care of," The old f...