He works alongside the other staff but he stays kinda reserved and by himself, doesn't mingle, doesn't talk much, apologizes profusely all the time and at the end he stands in front of the others and asks them for a moment of their attention, with a bowed head and deep regret in his voice.
God calls Satan.
"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."
"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."
"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."
A 90 year old farmer goes to the banker for a loan to buy land.
The banker has some concerns due to the old codgers age. "What happens if you die before the loan is paid off?" The banker asks. "I'll send you a check from heavan, because God would want all my obligations taken care of," The old farmer answered. "But what if you go the other direction?" t...