A crow invited all his friends to come round to his house, but no-one showed up....
It was an attempted murder.
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change.
We're going to let her in.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Superman vs the invisible man
Superman is super horny, in need of a ride he phones super girl and asks if he can come round for some sex.
She turns him down and says she’s busy.
Superman sad and rejected decides to go for a flight and passes super girls apartment.
Super girl is lying in bed legs spread moan...
I once debated with a flat earther, he got so mad he vowed to walk to the edge of the to prove it.
He'll come round eventually.
There’s no pleasing my wife sometimes.
She wanted help with the housework so I got my girlfriend to come round and she went mental.
Me: “I’m a shower not a grower.”
Her: “Why don’t you come round and prove it?”
Don’t know why she got upset with me when I turned up with shampoo and conditioner and sprayed her with scalding hot water as soon as she turned me on.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
