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Round Up Jokes

The farmer asks a neighbour to help him round up his 18 cows.

“OK, so twenty of them,” the neighbour says and turns back home.

A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep

I said 'Sure, seventy'.

I had a rancher ask me to help him round up his cattle. I asked him how many he has and he stated 99.

I said 100, you’re welcome!

A farmer has 895 sheep.

Realising that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess the sheepdog is getting a bit old, he decides he'll probably need a new dog- no, a whole team of dogs- to round so many sheep up.


So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding do...

A rancher went out to round up his 297 cows

He ended up with 300.

A cowboy asked me if I could help round up 18 cows,

I replied 'Of course, that'll be 20 cows'

Would you like to round up to the next dollar and donate to charity?

No but id like to round down and make a withdrawal

Round up.

A farmer was out in the field with his cows, he counted 196 of them but when he rounded them up he had 200.

What do you call it when you round up 69 sheep?

70 sheep.

How do you round up a bunch of cows?

You gotta flank steak.

I don't need to tell you how to round up the cattle.

You've herd it all before.

When I visited my mate on his farm, he asked meet to help him round up 18 bullocks.

"Certainly", I said, "You have 20."

So the farmer asks the Dog to round up the Sheep.

So the Dog comes back with 50 Sheep, and the farmer says: "Wait, why did you bring back 50? We only have 48."

So the Dog says: "You asked me to round them up, didn't you?"

How do you round up 500 old cows?

Put up a bingo sign

I always round up when calculating money.

It just makes more cents.

Why did Stalin round up all the women in the USSR?

To seize the means of reproduction

I think we should round up all the flat earthers, put them on a plane...

And just fly them off the edge of the earth.

I'm 5'8.5" and I'm not sure if it would be better to round it up or down on my dating profile

I can round down to 4'20" or round up to 69"

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Putin and Obama meet in Moscow

They're debating the merits of their respective societies. They argue about moral values and which country is doing better.

Obama: I've heard that all Russian are alcoholics.

Putin: That's a Russophobic myth. I bet there's not a single drunk out in Moscow tonight.

Obama: I don'...

Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere.

Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust

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