A priest goes on a safari in Africa. He gets separated from the group and has the bad luck of finding himself alone, facing a hungry lion. Priest: "Dear Lord, I haven't asked for much in life, but if it is of Thy all-knowing will, please concede me the grace that this lion be imbued with Christi...
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Smoking marijuana has imbued me with cat-like abilities.
For example, just one brightly colored piece of paper can now entertain me for hours.
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"Excuse me, is this pool stirred up by angels and imbued with healing properties?"
"No, Sir, I'm afraid this font is sans-Seraph."
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Mocking Religions is Bad, Mmkay?
This reminds me of that story in II Galoshians 4:12-25
12.Children, remember when our Lord, Christ, hung on the cross, looking down toward his disciples and saw even Peter, who had denied him.
13. "Peter," spake the Lord.
14. Peter heard his Lord speak his name, but no more, so...
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