How do colors laugh?

Hue Hue Hue

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hue

Hue who?

Ah, never mind! It was a pigment of my imagination.

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Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors.

Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors. There to greet them is none other than Satan, who tells them a secret method to getting into Heaven: Each man must spend 1,000 years in a room with their greatest vice. ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue

tl;dr

They differ in hue

Have you heard of the new color changing super hero?

Yea, people call him the Hue-Man

An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...

It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.


The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.

His feet feel refreshed!

The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...

It's not politically correct to say 'colored person' anymore.

Instead, we just say hue man

So, a bunch of church friars realize the church is losing money...

"we have to figure out a way to keep the doors open!"
So the friars think and think and finally come up with the idea to sell "Jesus flowers." And lo and behold, it's a huge success. People are buying Jesus flowers almost as quickly as the friars can grow them!

Unfortunately, it has the ad...

I saw a multicolored sea cow get hit by a boat

Oh the Hue Manatee!

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The church in my town fell on hard times recently...

There wasn't hardly enough money coming in to keep the lights on. So, with the approval of the priests, the friars began selling flowers from the Church's magnificent garden. They were a hit, and soon the flower money was rolling in in droves. A few days after they start, however, Tony, the local fl...

I wore neon green to a funeral.

It was a hue mistake.

A Carrot is hosting a party

A carrot is hosting a party.

The first to arrive is Carrot's friend Apple, but accompanying him is somebody Carrot does not know. They look just like Apple, but green instead, and so, carrots says, "Hello Apple, who might your friend be?".

The new fellow replies, "Hello, I am also Appl...

I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?

Hue-dini

What did Donald Trump say when he learnt black and white weren’t real colours?

Fake hues

Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures...

When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

If you think colours aren't funny

then you lack a sense of hue-mour

What does a colour's laugh sound like?

Hue hue hue

Two Monks

Two Monks attempted to sell flowers outside the Playboy mansion yesterday. Despite the best attempts of the mansions security, the monks could not be forced from the grounds. It wasn't until the owner of the mansion himself arrived, that the friars left. It just goes to show:

that only Hue c...

Which is the smartest tall mountain?

Mt. Cleverest

Hue hue

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Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed.

Oh The Hue Manatee!

I don't understand how people of color can be discriminated against

Aren't we all hue, man?

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

There once was a humble florist living in a small town...

He would sell his beautiful flowers to the townspeople every day. One day, some friars moved into the nearby, previously empty abbey. These friars, however, grew their own beautiful flowers to sell to pay for their expenses, and these flowers were grown in such abundance and sold so much that the fl...

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

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I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!!

His name was 'Hue Mongoose'

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