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My doctor told me I have modeled skin.

I said model, really? I always thought it looked like concrete that sat in acid rain for 20 years. He said no, m-o-t-t-l-e-d, and it’s a severe case. I said severe huh? I guess that makes me a super mottle.

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Fuckmonster....

This is probably a repost but I have not seen it and told this joke over twenty years ago...



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