- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep…
\- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep…
\- Son, don't panic, it's only 2 kilograms, no big deal.
\- Well, there are some Colombians who'd disagree with you mom…
“I lost 5 pounds.” “That’s good for your health!”
The colombians disagree.
So Donald Trump was talking to one of his aides, and off on one of his usual rants
“We need less immigrants! Less Mexicans! Less Colombians! Less Guatemalans! Less Puerto Ricans!”
Finally the aide couldn’t take it anymore, leaned in and said quietly: “fewer.”
“I told you not to call me that yet!!”
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
There was a football match between Colombia and Jamaica in 1967
It didn't go well, the Colombians sniffed all the white lines and Jamaicans smoked all the grass.
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